The nickname was coincidentally chosen by some retard on the internet who I kindly asked to register me on some site when I was 14 and learning about the internet. My lucky hand picked a person that couldn‘t even write five fucking letters properly so since then, I am Onder. (I had to disable the Ask me option. Contact me via e-mail: encoffinated@gmail.com) or in the comments.Tumblr (3.0; @encoffinated)http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/                  First of all I have to inform you that I’m not gay or anything. Not that it...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/47304469426http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/47304469426Sat, 06 Apr 2013 22:55:08 +0200                  What if she rolls a cig for few minutes without a single glance at you and you...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/37043471659http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/37043471659Sun, 02 Dec 2012 19:01:00 +0100barsexwomencigarettesa fucking sensationIlovefuckingyourmother                  Now here’s a little story for girls.                   So you’re twenty, you...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/32931870358http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/32931870358Fri, 05 Oct 2012 12:42:00 +0200babiesgirlspetsdogswrinklesbreedingloveonderthreesomeuni                  I had a beer with a neighbor girl chick female who is really pretty two days back....http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/22438064138http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/22438064138Sat, 05 May 2012 11:59:00 +0200memoirsprosevaginasartneighbourteacherblondecurlyfagsexbusesonder                                    Introduction                   Few months ago I was at my place...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/18808569203http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/18808569203Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:03:00 +0100triptychcondomgirlfriendsexcumsemenfuckingmothernot fucking mother - those were separatesweatpantscottagehillswashing mashineprose(Written after coming home from a pub, I think.)                   Few days ago, in a pub where I go...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/17426723016http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/17426723016Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:16:44 +0100lovesexpubwitchphilosophersmeth addictsgrandmotherbeerprosegirlfrienddeathVLTs                  Every hedgehog looks the same. They are seriously just a one fucking hedgehog....http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/15473813410http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/15473813410Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:50:02 +0100hedgehogsfightinggay sexsexpetsfuckpunchinghedgehog threesome                  I had to wake up at seven this morning so I naturally woke up at seven, postponed...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/13637534309http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/13637534309Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:44:00 +0100alcoholgirlfriendalarmfuckingsexugly women on the busprosechaossatanevilfuck                  How are some people scared of spiders if they don’t mind various bugs? The first...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/12847130173http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/12847130173Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:43:00 +0100spidersarachnophobiaproseold peoplegrandmothertherapyHospital                 I had a gypsy friend when I was about 10. He gave me a knife. I buried it in the...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/12333604553http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/12333604553Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:05:00 +0100gypsiesgypsy wayshomelessesknifeyouthprose(Monk-ish theory in practice, by the czech master On-der Fuk Yiou)                  Why do I have to...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/12215379182http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/12215379182Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:21:00 +0100hatredbitchlecturerunimonky stuffalcoholhillshospitaldoctor                 Does fucking an ugly chick boost your ego, or does it just improve your karma?...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11985684473http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11985684473Thu, 27 Oct 2011 11:07:00 +0200karmasexsociologyself-esteemego-boostegotrammothwomanhood for dummiesbitches(Just recycling some old stuff I wrote)                  So I had a glorious idea.                ...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11665559316http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11665559316Wed, 19 Oct 2011 23:16:00 +0200alcoholalcohol for freedeathhomelessesideapubsociologytheatrevomitprose                 My dick is a conceited warrior, but my mind is tired of the uselessness. It’s like...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11388307094http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11388307094Thu, 13 Oct 2011 08:36:00 +0200alcoholfantasyfeminismhomelessesloads of semenpartysemensexweedwhiningwizardsprose                 So here’s a couple of things I would like to recommend to all the whiny retards we...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11017936585http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/11017936585Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:23:00 +0200ladybugschristianityafterlifefactswhining(Chapter IV. from around 2009 adapted for blog)                   My eye is killing me. Yesterday I...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/10176014295http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/10176014295Tue, 13 Sep 2011 23:36:00 +0200godchristianityhospitalparanoiatoilet-papers                 I know, this is just a summary of what I saw today. Just two fucking fat bitches...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/10032363766http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/10032363766Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:18:00 +0200bitchesslutsfatbuseseyebrows                 Aye. I did a trip to my uni campus today. Did I see vaginas? Did bitches occur in...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/9342896135http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/9342896135Wed, 24 Aug 2011 21:33:11 +0200bitchesstealthhomelesses(Written longer time ago, as a part of my unfinished diary-book-stuff, I had to be pretty drunk)   ...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/9036893963http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/9036893963Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:22:19 +0200theatrebuildingbartender(Written few moments ago, as an actual blog post)                   I have a fucking hangover. My...http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/9011790100http://encoffinated.tumblr.com/post/9011790100Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:57:00 +0200hobo